I DID NOT MAKE THIS. The people at obsessedwithbones.com did.
313 (+2) Reasons To Love Bones
( Anthing in THIS color is mine. :) )
1. Robot suits
2. Icky bodies
3. Flashy ties
4. Amazing necklaces
5. Diner talks
6. Converse sneakers + suit
7. Apple pie
8. The Deep African American tone
9. Couples therapy
10. Cullen!
11. "Criminal robots that'll destroy the Earth"
12. Loops, with curvy parts
13. Ryan O'Neal
14. Clashing Horny Titans
15. Decaying heads in knapsacks
16. Spam
17. Mis-used pop culture phrases
18. Sea chimps
19. Cool T-shirts
20. Wonder Woman Costume
21. Squint Costume
22. That old black magic
23. Meaningful looks
24. Clara Bow
25. Mac and cheese
26. Mistletoe
27. Ambrosia salad
28. Sniffing Santa's butt ( What a great way to spend Christmas. )
29. "Always play it in the key of G demolished."
30. The Angelator
31. Clowns
32. Fun Socks
33. Schrodinger's Cat
34. The Pornado
35. Famous Sexual Tension
36. The Cocky Belt Buckle ( Proved VERY useful, might I add. )
37. Chemistry
38. Rambling Psycho Speech
39. Cannibals!
40. Techno-Speak and $4 Words
41. Big Guns (and Small Guns!)
42. Parker Booth (Ty Panitz). 'Nuff Said.
43. Caroline Julian (Played by Patricia Belcher)... Amazing!
44. Father-Son Moments
45. Booth's Facial Expressions
46. "I don't know what that means." -Brennan
47. Failed Attempts at Colloquialisms by Brennan/Bones
48. Hodgela
49. Experiments by the Squints
50. King of the Lab
51. Shoot-Outs
52. Explosions
53. Booth's badge
54. The Royal Diner
55. Digs on Dr. Sweets by Booth and Brennan
56. Brennan Putting Her Heart into "Drive"
57. Booth and Brennan Dancing Around One Another
58. "Bingo, Baby!"
59. Angela's Wry Expressions "Knockin' Boots" "Gettin' Lipsticked"
60. Baby Andy
61. Flashbacks and Fantasies
62. Family
63. "Guy Hugs"
64. Clark's Uncomfortable Moments
65. Crazy Interns
66. Warm Fuzzy Endings
67. Tony & Roxie
68. Road Trips
69. "Bugs, Slime, and Particulates. What's your poison?" -Hodgins
70. Forensic Anthropology
71. Bickering!
72. Frozen Pig
73. Wood Chipper
74. Black SUV
75. "This is like watching cars mate."
76. "My gun's too big for me."
77. Oliver Laurier
78. Brennanites
79. Watching Sully sail off into the great beyond :P
80. Austin vs. Aston
81. Juice Box
82. Zack & Hodgins in Towels
83. Booth in His Tighty Whities
84. Cam's Quick Wit
85. Surrogate Relationships
86. Thai Food
87. Discount meals at Hop Li's
88. "Diuretic Seagull"
89. Zackaroni ( "She knows that I eat Macaroni and Cheese every day at lunch." )
90. Dolphins
91. "We're Just Partners"
92. The Rubber Duckie
93. The Green Lantern
94. Beer Hat
95. Lard Ass and Good Cop
96. Pony Play
97. "I'm With Bones All The Way."--Booth
98. Sully.
99. Brennan's Lack of Knowledge Concerning Current Events
100. "You're... Structured." "And So Are You."
101. "Squishy."
102. Booth's Sniper Past
103. Birimbau
104. Brainy Smurf
105. Jasper
106. Brennan's Kung Fu Skillz
107. Interrogation
108. "Vegas... Vegas Hot!" ( Booth was checking out Bone's butt. )
109. "A beautiful woman with a big gun? Very Guns N Ammo Summer Issue."
110. "Did Angela's Ex Get Off OK?"
111. Lady Temperance & Sir Seeley
112. Sweets' TMNT Party Wagon Speech
113. Without His Gun, Booth is Practically Naked!
114. Beautiful, Intelligent Female Role Models.
115. Hot FBI Agents.
116. Hot Scientists.
117. Coffee
118. Cat Woman
119. Cher
120. "The Ill-Fated Captain of the Titanic"
121. Gum Boots & Jump Suits
122. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ( And be shot at )
123. Ange & Bren (Best Friends)
124. "She Ain't Squeamish"
125. Foreigner
126. Convoluted Conversations & Hot Beverages
127. The Christmas Tree
128. Bloodshot Eyes & Wood in a Pill
129. Interstitial Lamellar Remodeling.
130. Kathy Reichs
131. "Secret Satan"
132. Pudding Cups
133. Hodgins the Conspiracy Theorist
134. Monica Lewinsky was a KGB trained sex agent mole
135. Alpha-Male
136. Anthropologically Speaking
137. The Pocket Kama Sutra
138. Coffin Sex ( With the dead guy. )
139. Limbo
140. "Glug glug. Woo hoo!"
141. Russ
142. Christmas trees
143. Hot Blooded! ( I love this scene! )
144. More than one kind of family
145. There isn't a single guy that wouldn't want to have sex with you
146. You're special, Wexler isn't
147. There is someone you are meant to spend the rest of your life with, you just have to be open
148. Cankles
149. Just Partners
150. Ice Cream Trucks
151. Bobble Headed Bobbies
152. Enhanced Digital Images
153. Dancing phalanges!
154. Eggs and baki
155. Sexual tension
156. Janitor's closet
157. World clocks
158. Back end of a cow
159. Bobbies or boobies
160. Egyptian room
161. Gormagon vault
162. Skeletons
163. Bogarting
164. Fake bodies falling off buildings
165. Stalkers
166. Gordon, Gordon Wyatt ( Also known as NAUGHTY COMET )
167. Grad Students
168. "That's a lot of Heart, Bones."
169. It reminds us that elephants are not purple
170. "That's what we do."
171. Racing Beetles
172. Fecal flotation (and you don't get to say that enough)
173. Naomi from Paleontology
174. Lye tubs
175. Wong Foo's!
176. Booth's Medals
177. Clowns
178. BBQ Building
179. Shakespeare quotes
180. The poker chip
181. "Craps"
182. Pirates!
183. Sid
184. Brain & Heart
185. Booth in bullet-proof-FBI-vest
186. Stan & Ollie (Zack's bugs)
187. Stakeouts
188. Contamination shower
189. Knight in shining FBI standard-issue body armor ( I loved when Angela said this. )
190. I want you to get federal on his ass
191. Marco / Polo
192. Naked Booth
193. Bad dates
194. Booth in an Austin Mini!
195. Squint Squad
196. Protective Booth - Shoves his gun down Ortez's throat.
197. SMOOCHIES!
198. James Bond gun - Walther PPK
199. Hart Hanson
200. David Boreanaz
201. Emily Deschanel
202. Eric Millegan
203. T.J. Thyne
204. John Francis Daley
205. Tamara Taylor
206. Michaela Conlin
207. Constant Surprise
208. "We're Mulder and Scully."
209. Paladin
210. "Keep on Tryin'"
211. Snickerdoodles
212. "Daffodil, daisy ... Jupiter!" ( I STILL cannot believe Booth could guess these )
213. The Tower Bridge
214. Oxford
215. Z-man
216. Gargonzola ( Go Booth. You messed it up AGAIN. )
217. 'Ehh'
218. 'I hate psychology'
219. 'I'm smart, though it has nothing to do with my ass'
220. 'I think I can be a duck'
221. 'Hip-hop is not conducive to sleep'
222. 'There is no such thing as magic'
223. 'I find that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye' ( She is so funny...:) )
224. 'I've done my Googling'
225. 'The heroine always catches the bad guy!'
226. Careful Lionel
227. Christmas Lung Fungus
228. Possums! (or was it Opossums? I'm not sure which)
229. Cesar Millan
230. "I miss normal people."
231. Going from "genius" to "idiot" in a matter of seconds. ( Thank you Booth. You are VERY supportive of them Squints. :) )
232. "Going federal on his ass" ( Hasn't this been posted like, 3 times already? xD )
233. Simultaneously saying "Thai food"
234. Piecing together a skull using Elmer's glue
235. Eating a Cugini sandwich
236. Pie as seduction
237. "Baby steps because you're so small"
238. Finding a bone lady in a museum
239. Wig-wearing Willie
240. "I'm your partner. Let me be your partner."
241. Gordon Gordon Wyatt and his British accent which makes him sound oh-so-smart.
242. Using a stalker to follow a suspect.
243. Analogies about sex and romance involve blue fish.
244. Brennan attacking FBI agents for "compromising the remains".
245. Jesus is a zombie. ( xD )
246. "Absit invidia"
247. "I know who you are"
248. I want to be alone with it (mac & cheese)
249. Dolphin Belt buckle
250. Booth snorting
251. Evolution takes thousands of years
252. Creepy serial killer hands
253. Sex vibes
254. Prehistorical sea creatures
255. Booth believes in Heaven
256. Brennan believes in Booth
257. Without remorse, without regret, without guilt
258. Booth is from another planet, and also really very nice
259. Ceramic class (and battle...)
260. Brennan speaking german (Alte Freunde mit aehnlichem Geschmack) and Chinese.
261. Tick-tock team
262. The car scenes
263. "Very Impressive!" -Brennan
264. $1200 suits
265. Finding a tire iron in a marsh after 7 years.
266. Decoding phone numbers
267. Mania for the truth
268. Fiddling with poker chips
269. "He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands."
270. Stylish blue lab coats with names embroidered on the sides.
271. "You guys might know my dad, but I don't really want to talk about it. So...thanks."
272. Pig-farmer-hitmen in witness protection are names after exec-producers. ( lol. xD )
273. Our tough guy sniper FBI agent makes origami eagles.
274. Christmas in the conjugal trailer (and what it took to get the trailer ;))
275. Booth and Hodgins's love of pirates. ( ARRG. )
276. Angela's wisdom
277. The shiny Lab
278. I have been mocked many, many times.
279. Makeovers
280. Fuzzy, funny knit hats ( Zack got a mowhawk! :O (xD) )
281. St. Christopher's Medal
282. Cat Power
283. "Stop or I'll kick you in the testicles" ( There Brennan goes again, being all literate on his ass. xD )
284. "Serious as a gas attack." ( This made me burst into tears! :D )
285. Skeletons posed in the round
286. Cyndie Lauper was rad
287. "Dark Sorcerers Suck, Man!" ( Hodgins is SO AWESOME!!! )
288. Sweets' goofy half laugh
289. Brennan cracking up laughing at Booth's carpet comment.
290. Steamboats ( "Was that enough stemboats?" "Uh, plenty...." )
291. Gordon-Gordon and Angelas diner argument;'She stayed because of Booth'-Angela
292. 'Ha, I thought you were going to kiss my hand again'-Booth
293. Dupes
294. Fraudulent Used Car Salesmen
295. Perfect Spirals
296. Ripley Brennan
297. 4 boys, 7 dogs, 14 guinea pigs, 1 reticulated python
298. Singing Frogs
299. Little Brennan faking her death
300. Sunsets and Mona Lisa
301. "Hi I'm Special Agent Seeley Booth and this is my partner, Temperance Brennan"
302. Gum Sharing ( This make me crack up! )
303. Lucky Poker Chip ( "Counting cards IS cheating." )
304 . The Undressing Woman Pen
305. “Because you don’t let them get away with it” – Booth
306. Brennan crossing Bone Free out on Manuscript
307. “It’s always the suits” – Hodgins
308. "You don't let me play with your bugs" - Booth
309. Plasma TV & 7 layer dip
310. Good cheer made under the mattress ( Go Max. :) )
311. Addis Ababa & Burma
312. Becoming vegetarian
313. Queen Bee
Mine:
314: Shooting Clowns ( You don't want to mess with him, he shot a clown once! )
315: "They put the voodoo on you, Baby!"- Hodgins
